In your search for spiritual enlightenment, it's not uncommon for you to find yourself on the wrong path. (Don't pretend you don't remember The Shrine of the Perpetual Donut.)
But it's not too late for you and the future (a.k.a. the babies). To become a master of the divine, you need to look no further than Swami Baby.
The clothing line for infants and toddlers was started by Katie Holley, a mother of three and yoga teacher. The clothes are designed to bring out the natural teacher (a.k.a. swami) in wee ones. For example, the "elements tees" ($18 each) project one earth, wind, fire or water. There are also options for grown-ups -- what's good for the baby is good for the parents.
Of course, admirers from all over will want to learn from your ways.
But what did you expect, guru?
Swami Baby, available online. Also, celebrate Swami's second birthday, this Saturday, 5 to 7 p.m., at Local D'lish, 208 1st St. N., Mpls. 20 percent of purchases will go to Blooma in Uganda.
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