You eat only organic, wear natural fibers, and take homeopathic remedies. And the recycling center manager is your FaceBook friend.

So what's with the chemical lab in your cleaning supply cabinet?

It's time to ditch the old school cleaners and invest in an Ionator. The new futuristic product was created and is manufactured in Rogers, Minnesota. This cool invention has been singled out by Forbes and Ellen DeGeneres.

You charge it, fill it with tap water and spray. The technology works like this: Water gets an electric charge and is transformed into negative and positive nano-bubbles that attract the dirt. Then you wipe it away from your floors, windows, mirrors, tile and even clothes with a clean cloth.

It cleans surfaces and kills germs, including H1N1, without chemicals or irritating fragrance. Plus, you can pretend you're in "Star Trek" using a phaser to obliterate the invading germs.

Your home will be Earth-friendly, ceiling to floor.

Just don't be surprised if you find yourself whistling while you work.

Ionator Hom, $169, available online.