You'd channel Mike Tyson (not the ear thing, though) on your little sis to secure Nana's vintage Chanel earrings.

But don't sweat the shiny stuff. Thanks to Ixion/Kismet Design, you can be a lover, not a fighter.

Exclusively available at Nola Home, designer Sarah Hauge's pieces combine old objects in a unique way. (She has a true artist's touch thanks to a masters degree in painting.) Take in mom's old pocket watch (from the drawer you never touch) and Sara will turn it into a necklace that you actually want to wear.

Don't have the cojones to divide and conquer family jewels? The store sells one-of-a-kind baubles from the line featuring found objects such as a vintage sports medal or a fishing lure.

So you'll have something to show when the gloves are off.

Ixion/Kismet Design by Sarah Hauge, available exclusively at Nola Home, 404 Penn Av. S., Mpls., 612-374-4066. Bring in your jewelry to the store for custom designs on Saturday from 1 to 4 p.m. or contact the store for details.

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